Lucille Ball Topless!

Wow! Wow?

If you're not my regular reader, but you've found this blog entry via Google or some other search engines, I suppose you are either a horny idiot just dying to look at how Lucille Ball would look like topless, or you're deeply envious of her beauty and are curious to see more of her, or you've heard/read some rumors about her posing nude when she was a struggling model.

Yes, Lucille was an extremely sexy woman, even while performing her crazy antics, she was still as desirable as hell. Yes, Lucille had been very poor when she was young, so poor that she would often go for days without food.

However, I do not believe that the woman in this picture is Lucille Ball. No sane person would ever identify this unclothed lady as Miss Ball! She doesn't even look like her.

If you're still as obstinate as a mule, I've taken the time and effort to use legitimate pictures of Lucille to compare with this incriminating picture. A picture speaks a thousand words, and the evidence is clear thereafter.

First, let us examine the most examinable feature- the nose. Look at the nose of... let's call her naked lady. By taking the red line from the end of the forehead to the end of the nose as a reference point, naked lady's nose bone is curved, but Lucille's bone is so much straighter.

Second, using the same picture above, notice that the tip of the nose belonging to naked lady is fleshy, but Lucille doesn't have this small lump of meat that makes one's nose tip protrude out. Naked lady's nose flairs, but Lucille's doesn't.

By the way, Lucille was really blessed with a beautiful nose. Do I sound weird, saying that?

Third, another bone structure that is to be inspected is the chin. Naked lady's chin protrudes out, and naked lady has a cleft that apparently divides the mouth and the chin, but Lucille's chin doesn't protrude out, neither does she have a cleft.

Let us now survey the ears. Naked lady has a bony ear, but Lucille's ear is fleshier and her earlobe is so prominent.

Oh well, you may say that the prominent earlobe may be due to wearing heavy earrings for an extended amount of time. Point taken, but there is one last feature that does not change in terms of size or shape from the moment we are born to our death.

The eyes.

 Naked lady's eyes and Lucille's eyes are obviously different. Lucille has the shape of her eyes similar to a cat's. She is blessed with big, beautiful, oval shaped eyes. Even when she looks down, the bottom eyelid is still semi-oval. However, naked lady's bottom eyelids are straight. Refer to the red reference line if you still do not get what I mean.

Another feature of the eye we will now look into is upper eyelid. Lucille is blessed with what we call deep-set, sunken eyes. Her double eyelid line is so far away from the eyelashes. On the other hand, naked lady's double eyelid fold is much nearer to the eyelash. Her eyes are also less sunken as compared to Lucille's.

I hope that you've enjoyed my analysis and concur that the picture of the nude lady is NOT Lucille Ball. Lucille was very shy with her body and was shy to even wear bathing suits in front of strangers. She only wore it if work made it necessary for her to, or in front of her loved ones and people she trusted. This has been confirmed via several sources. If you've read her biography, she has emphasized this, too.

Lastly, and I know I am going to digress, but let us not judge the naked lady in the picture. There are a thousand possible reasons for posing nude, and each may be more unfathomable as the next. She may be lustful, or she may love art. She may want to earn more cash, she may be dying of hunger. Or she may be needing the money to cure her sick mother. We will never know, will we? After all, that picture originated from the 1920s, still a long way before the 21st century, where perceptions of sex and sexuality have changed so drastically.